Big News!!!!!! tour..............

Hello lovers,

Something amazing has happened. Don't ask me how. But someone was at the SNL show the other night...someone big in the music business...someone who loved me. He called last night and guess what??????

I'M GOING ON TOUR OPENING FOR MILEY CYRUS!

I'm shitting myself! Details to come soon! Read on.

April Fools.

Love,

Fran